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attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

(via nikkilyn93)

oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

(via jiraiya-chan)

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

(via jiraiya-chan)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via jiraiya-chan)